Huumoripostia Euroopan ulkopuolelta

Tässä tulee päivän kevennys – nimeltä mainitsemattomaasta maasta ja maanosasta – Euroopan ulkopuolelta.

Oletteko nähneet koskaan ehtaa Euroopan ulkopuolelta lähetettyä huijauskirjettä? Nykyään täytyy olla tarkka sanavalinnoissaan – muuten saattaa käydä niin, että Sta .. ei kun eräs muu viranomainen kiihottuu liikaa siellä Xxxxxkadun putkassaan. Tässä yksi sellainen kirje, näitä tulee sähköpostiini aina ajoittain:

From mr.Xxxxxxx Xxxxxxx(banker)
Xxxxxxx Xxxxxxx ;xxxxxxxxxx@hotmail.com;
7. kesä 2007

ATTENTION PLEASE,
I am Mr. Xxxxx Xxxxxxxx, Assistant Manager of the BANK OF Xxxxxx (Xxx) Xxxxxxxxxx Branch Xxxxxx Xxxx. I want to inquire from you to handle this transaction for mutual benefits/life opportunity for you and me.

The transaction is about seeking your consent to present you as the next of kin/ beneficiary of US$15 million dollars,to a deceased and who was a customer to this bank.

He died along with his family during their vacation journey the Fund is currently in a dormant account awaiting claim, the bank made a public notice that it is ready to release this fund to any of his relatives. In that regard, i have decided to seek your consent for this prospective opportunity.
Have it at the back of your mind, that the transaction does not involve any risk and does not need much engagement from you.Necessary modalities will be worked out to enable us carry out the fund claim under a legitimate arrangement. I have resolved to offer you 30% of the total fund, 10% for sundry expenses that maybe incurred during the process of executing this transaction and 60% percent for me.

I will give you more details about the transaction when I receive your affirmative response.
Thanks and God bless.
MR XXXXXX XXXXXXXX.

Näihin ei tietenkään kannata retkahtaa. Enkä suosittele myöskään vastaamista edes huvin vuoksi. Näistä tyypeistä tulee siinä vaiheessa todellinen riesa ja sähköposti on täynnä roskaa.

Poliisi on kiinnostunut myös ajoittain näistä. Ne kannattaa toimittaa edelleen sinne vallesmannille – heille saattaa olla jotain iloa tai hyötyä näistä.

Päivitys: En siis missään nimessä suosittele tällaista… 😉 Pois se minusta… (Kiitokset linkistä PP 🙂 )

Vasarahammer Says:

12.06.2007 at 9:21 pm

Tuo tapaus on jo vanha mutta nauratti aikanaan.

http://apareena.arvopaperi.fi/forum/msg/id=viihde/msg=1199710/

Voit myös googlettaa Pauno Merirastas ja Kikkaratukkakusetus Ltd.

Hauskinta tuossa oli Viktor Kikuli -nimisen keksityn hahmon väliintulo.

Vastaus

lot Says:

12.06.2007 at 10:07 pm

Katso ihmeessä myös http://www.419eater.com ja sieltä The Trophy room. 😀

Kullervo Kalervonpoika Says:

05.08.2008 at 6:09 pm

Uusia yrittäjiä samalla lammikolla:

Salam aleikum dear
Sunday, July 20, 2008 6:09 AM
From:
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”Musa Muhamed”
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To:
muhamed_musa30@yahoo.com
Salam aleikum dear,

I will be pleased if only you could be able to give ears to what i have to this mail from me, i will first of all apologies for any inconvenience this mail might bring to you.

I am pleased to introduce a business opportunity of transferring to your overseas account the sum of($ 8.500 M USD). Eight million, five hundred thousand United States Dollars from one of the Prime Banks here in Dakar Senegal.

I am Mr.muhamed musa (Bsc,Msc) the Auditor General of one of the prime banks here in Dakar Senegal , during the course of our auditing , I discovered a floating funds in an account opened in our bank since 1992 and till date no body has operated on this account, after going through old files and records, I discovered that the owner of this account died years back in an air crash along with his family without leaving a[His/WILL], hence the floating of the funds and which if I do not remit this money out urgently it will be forfeited for nothing.

Therefore ,with a personal conviction of trust and confidence ,I wish to contact you as a foreigner, to stand as a relative , thus I can work out the release of the funds , No other person in the office knows about the account , please be rest assured of the risk free , I’m the one that will work it out , all I need is your co-operation, due to the account content can not be approved to an indigen here as his next of kin, according to the file content.

At the conclusion of this project ,i propose a joint investment of an equal partnership to you or we may share it at a ratio of 40% for you and 50% for me 10% for the transfer expenses which can be spent by you or me. One more thing please; I beg you not to consider this against moral justification , they are other aspects of life in which we may contribute this funds to help the less privileged and the needy in a society than having it shared as an unclaimed bill among Government PLEASE .

I look forward to your earliest response.

Yours Truly

Mr .muhamed musa

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Mielenkiintoa lisää myös se, että Musa Muhamedilla on vietnamiksi kirjoitettu allekirjoitus viestissään. 😉

Kullervo

VX Says:

05.08.2008 at 7:48 pm

Paras mitä tässä vähään aikaan on tullu koski 200milj. Zimbabwen $
Oishan sillä summalla melkein saanut Embo-paketin.
Ilmeisesti scämmerit eivät paljoa tarkistele mitä lähettelevät :-DDD

Kullervo Kalervonpoika